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Weird War #124, "Destination Unknown"

The 'Creature Commandos' was a series created by J.M. DeMatteis.  The concept was American soldiers in World War II, altered by scientists to have the abilities and appearance of monsters, the better to terrify the enemy.  It seemed an odd project to me to come from the sensitive mind that created Moonshadow.

But the Commandos were the most popular feature in DC Comics' WEIRD WAR title – and Weird War continued monthly publication while DC's other war books published less frequently and cancelled altogether.   Probably Frankenstein's monster and the Wolfman in army fatigues were an easy choice for the impulse shopper at the newsstand.

A few episodes in, DeMatteis left the series, which was assigned to Robert Kanigher.  Although this hand-off was from a modern writer to one with a much older style, Kanigher seemed a natural fit, having already created The War That Time Forgot, Haunted Tank, and G.I. Robot.  Kanigher quickly made the Creature Commandos his own, with baroque captions, striking one-note characterizations, and imaginative, unlikely plots.  The team repartee gave pleasant echoes of the Metal Men to me.  Ross Andru contributed some covers.

Anyway…to the story…

Weird War #124 (June, 1983), "Destination Unknown"

Robert Kanigher, story; Fred Carillo, art;

E. Nelson Bridwell, editor (although Robin Snyder was involved without credit)

The one page story begins with six figures tied to posts, as if being burned at the stake.  They are -- the Creature Commandos, G.I. Robot, and a dapper fellow with sport jacket and pipe.  A military officer reads their execution order, "For rebelliously displaying signs of humanity, the general court-martial sentences the accused to death by firing squad.  Signed, Paul Levitz, General, Commanding."

Our heroes interrupt to say thanks to Sam Kujava and thousands of character witnesses who believed in them.

But just as the firing squad takes aim, Lt. Shrieve, the Commandos former field leader,  arrives by jeep.  He has a commutation and final mission.  "To man an ICBM!  Hitler's chancellery in Berlin!"

Our heroes file into the rocket.  (In a small panel, G.I. Robot's robot dog and cat join them. )

However, when the rocket blasts off, a technician shouts in surprise:  "The rocket's malfunctioning!  Out of control!  For an unknown destination beyond the stars!"  Shrieve says, "They've done it!  They've done it!"  (Although he was a goad and a bully, this line suggests that Shrieve helped plan an escape?)

"Passenger list:  Taylor the mute monster, Dr. Medusa, Velcro the Vampire, Griffith the werewolf, the G.I. Robot and family, and R.K."  (Something about the lettering and empty space in the caption suggests that the "R.K." initials replaced something longer.)


That was the last issue of WEIRD WAR.

This was not Kanigher's last script.  As far as I can tell from the GCD, he continued to write GI COMBAT and SGT ROCK for five more years until the last issue of ROCK, #422 (1988).

The Commandos didn't appear again until 2009, in ACTION #872.  Amusingly, the continuity of this last, one-page appearance was respected, as Superman found their rocket in space as part of Brainiac's collection (along with Ultra the Multi-Alien).  Geoff Johns was the writer.

Summary and notes by Charlie Boatner

Rocky and His Fiendish Friends #1

First, untitled, story from Rocky and His Fiendish Friends,  #1, October 1962.  This was by Gold Key, 80 pages with only one ad (for a TV-photo-comic experiment) for 25 cents.  The issue followed the pattern of the show, featuring a serialized R&B adventure, with shorts of the other characters in-between.  If my apartment was burning down and I was escaping to a desert island, this is one of the ten comics I'd save. 
 
Story and art by Al Kilgore.  I always thought of this artist the way Uncle Scrooge fans thought of Carl Barks – I liked his depiction of The Moose best, and recognized it (like in Bullwinkle's "How to Have Fun Outdoors without getting Clobbered" coloring book).  If it weren't for the GCD, I'd never know the artist's name.  He apparently drew a Bullwinkle comic strip also.
 
Anyway, the story…
 
Rocky and Bullwinkle stand before a dilapidated, spooky mansion, complete with graveyard and bats.  "This must be the place," says the moose, and they venture in.  "Observing this from an attic window are two sinister figures," explains a caption.  "It's the moose, Boris!" says Natasha.  "Why don't you say something?"
 
"There's no room in that panel to say anything!" snarls Boris.  He reveals that he lured Bullwinkle there to Pottsylvania with a phony letter.  Then he pulls a lever, activating a trap.
 
"Bullwinkle!" shouts Rocky.  "The door's barred and the windows are grilled!"
"That's funny!  Bars and grills are taboo in these books!"
 
Boris opens a trap door and Rocky drops out of the story.  Boris then schemes to electrocute Bullwinkle, but fails.  Natasha suggests a machine gun.  "Let's get it over with!"
 
"Idiot, don't be crude!" yells Boris.  He holds his Master Disguise Kit.  "I'll scare him to death!"  He puts some lifts on his shoes, a thing on his forehead and electrodes in this neck.  "How's this?" he grins. "The Frankelstein monster!"  You're too short, Natasha points out.  "Hokay, so it's the Frankel-GLASS monster!"
 
They improve the disguise and confront the moose.  "Oboy!  My favorite monster!  Can I have your autograph?" says Bullwinkle, holding a pad and pen.  "Exit darling, we bombed!" groans Natasha.  "He must read Modern Monster Magazine."
 
Alone again, Bullwinkle stumbles onto Boris' makeup kit.  "Now I'll play a joke on Rocky!"  He puts on some extra fur and fangs and prowls the hallway, running into our villains again.  "Run Natasha!  It's a WEREMOOSE!"  They run.
 
"Boris, I thought it was just superstition."

"So I'm superstitious!"

"Wait a minute – hmm – false hair – that was the moose in makeup."

"Of course, Heh heh.  I knew it all the time."

"Then why did you run?"

"The story needed a little action."
 
Bullwinkle eventually finds Rocky in the cellar.  "What happened to you?"  "I don't know," answers the squirrel.  "I was standing beside you on the 3rd panel on the 3rd page."
 
Boris return, disguised as an old-fashioned barrister.  "Pardon me, gentlemen.  Let me introduce myself.  I'm Habeas J. Corbus, Attorney at Law.  I've got news for you.  This is only part of your inheritance.  You got to follow instructions in this sealed letter!" 
 
Rocky is suspicious.
 
"Don't miss the next chapter:  'Pottsylvanian Alps' or 'When the Moose comes over the mountain!'"