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Batman #47: "The Origin Of The Batman"

Batman #47
"The Origin of The Batman"
June - July, 1948

Story: Bill Finger
Art: Lew Sayre Schwartz

How did millionaire Bruce Wayne become The Caped Crusader, possessed
of athletic and scientific prowess, and using these attributes in the
cases against such foes as The Joker, The Penguin, The Catwoman, and
countless others, as well as using such fantastic vehicles as The
Batmobile and The Batplane? The answers are in this story of a young boy
who made a determined decision in his young life. (On the splash page,
young Bruce Wayne reads of his parents' demise while the shadow of The
Caped Crusader is upon his shoulders, and The Batmobile shines a
Bat-Signal, while the Bat-Plane soars overhead!)

Outside of Gotham City, a transport truck making its midnight haul
suffers a sudden blowout, then crashes over the edge of the highway!
The accident is seen by The Dynamic Duo, who rush from their Batmobile
and see the truck, now as folded as a piece of tinfoil! The Caped Crusader
sees that the driver is dead from the impact, and The Boy Wonder finds a
secret door, from which a figure emerges. As Robin rushes to his aid, the
thug hits him on the head with the butt of his gun, then the criminal's arm
is caught in the tight grip of The Batman!

Robin revives and stumbles into his mentor, who is caught
flat-footed, as the crook prepares to shoot, but the shot comes from
another direction, and strikes him dead instead! Looking up, The Dynamic
Duo see two arriving patrolmen, one of whom fired the shot which saved
Batman, and when they descend the hill, the dead man is recognized as
"Feets" Borgam, a wanted man for the crime of murder in another state,
and for whom an all-points bulletin had been issued. Inspecting the interior
of the truck, Batman sees milk containers, sandwiches, cigarettes in the
secret compartment, which proves that "Feets" was not a stowaway, but a
paying passenger. The smuggling of wanted men is the latest racket, seemingly
perpetuated by the head of The Sea-Air Transport Company.

In Commissioner Gordon's office, Batman receives the report about
the new owner of Sea-Air Transport, who fired the old owners and the
truckers, then re-staffed. When The Caped Crusader sees a photo of the
new owner, he suddenly comes face-to-face with the man who killed his
parents! He remembers the night when he was with them, how a hold-up man
was intent on taking his mother's necklace, and when his father sought to
prevent it, Thomas Wayne was gunned down, the sight causing Martha Wayne
to die of a heart attack, leaving young Bruce Wayne to accuse their
killer, whose features he would never forget.

With the killer never found, the young boy made a vow in front of
his parents' graves to devote his life and inheritance to find their
killer and bring all criminals to justice. Time passes, with Bruce
learning about scientiific investigation, achieving peak physical
condition to perform amazing feats, and then came the day he felt ready
for his new role... "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..." He
had to find a disguise to strike fear into them, be a creature of the
night, such as the bat, which just flew through his open window! The
sight of the flying form would inspire him to become The Batman!

With this new lead, The Caped Crusader requests that he handle the
case himself, while Robin sees that something is amiss, indeed! At their
home, Robin learns that Batman seeks the killer of his parents and offers
to help, but his mentor is determined to handle this by his own. The
following day at Land Sea Air terminal, an applicant for the truck
driving job is rejected by the owner, who fails to notice how intently
this man is staring at him. Since Joe Chill only hires people he knows,
this ruins the chances for Batman to infiltrate his gang, but then, he
gets another idea...

That very evening, Batman and the harbor patrol are watching a
showboat which is actually a gambling ship, run by one Monty Julep, who
along with his men are attired in the style of the old-time riverboat
gamblers, and whose boat is outside the legal limit, so arrest is
impossible. An hour passes, and two of Julep's men are outside, with one
about to shoot at a sea gull, but the other discourages him since the
clientle wouldn't take kindly to gunshots. Unbeknownst to them, the
"seagull" is part of a camouflage underwater helmet worn by The Caped
Crusader, who reaches the stern paddlewheel, then rides her, and enters,
where he decks the captain, who is guiding the ship. Within the gambling
parlor, the festivities are interrupted by the hurried figure of The
Batman, who hurls a gambling table near Julep!

Julep tells his men to shoot, but they are unable to get a bead on
the fast-moving form of The Batman, who lands near Julep, and upsets the
poker chips in his face! He then takes the roulette wheel and spins it
into the crowd, then the sight of a searchlight has everyone rushing to
the deck! When Julep complains that the ship is outside of the legal
limit, Batman points out that he tied the wheel, then faked the fight so
that Julep wouldn't notice the change in direction. With the police
onboard, Julep runs to a hidden motorboat, then drives away...

The harbor patrol watch Julep make his escape, knowing that Batman
wishes it this way, and at Chill's business, he soon has a harried
visitor, who wants to be smuggled out of the state, which Chill agrees to
do for $5,000, but as he checks out a periscope to see if Julep was
followed, the screen shows that The Caped Crusader is indeed in pursuit
of the fleeing felon! Chill draws his gun and shoots Julep for
double-crossing him, and after the shot, Batman enters, only to see Chill
claim that the crooked Julep wanted him to smuggle him out, and when he
refused, he had to shoot in self-defense or be shot...

On The Gotham City Bridge, The Caped Crusader broods about how close
he is to making Chill confess to his father's murder! He comes to a
decision, one which may mean the end of his career as Batman! Inside the
office, Chill lights a cigar, as he listens to Batman, and a story about
a crime in Gotham City years ago, when a man named Thomas Wayne was
gunned down before his son's eyes. The name has not been forgotten by
Chill, who trembles as The Caped Crusader continues about how his wife
died from shock, and how the killer fled the scene never to be found, but
the boy remembers his father's killer. Chill listens as he hears how
Bruce Wayne can identify him as the killer, but knows that no jury will
believe that Wayne will still be able to identify him, and figures that
Pointy-Ears is bluffing... after all, how would he know what happened
that night...? Before Chill's eyes, The Caped Crusader removes his cowl,
revealing the face of Bruce Wayne, the boy whose father he murdered!


It was because of what Chill did that Bruce Wayne became The Batman,
and for that, he had sworn to arrest their killer one day. Although his
guilt cannot be proven, The Caped Crusader will continue to watch Chill
until he can prove it. Whereever Chill goes, he will be watched...
whatever he does, he will be watched, and he will be waiting for the
moment when Chill makes his fateful mistake. Chill is to remember this,
as well as the subsequent punch, whose force knocks him clean off his
chair and over his desk! Chill revives to find Batman gone, then knows
since he has seen his true face, he will never be free until either of
them is dead! Running to the terminal, Chill tells his gang about how he
killed a man, whose son grew up and became Batman because of him, and the
cardplaying hoods put down their cards...

Sweating, Chill tells them that it was Batman himself who told him
so, all because he killed his father! Now, the men rise, and confront
the man responsible for The Caped Crusader who put them in jail for a
decade, who broke up their smooth rackets, and who placed them into a
penitentiary! All because of Chill, who no longer shivers, as each crook
pulls out a gun, then shoot their employer down! Only after do they
realize that their boss knows Batman's secret identity, and as they bend
down to listen, The Caped Crusader arrives to break up their party,
having overheard their shots, and making sure that they don't overhear
what Chill has left to say...

The two remaining thugs seeks to shoot Batman before they can be
implicated for Chill's death, but The Caped Crusader uses a lever to turn
the car hoist, then fires a grease gun at them, to knock them
off-balance, then two gloved fists knock them down for the count! It is
Batman who hears Chill's final words of how it was he who caused Batman
to exist, and for that reason, his own gang rubbed him out, and in a way,
Batman did get the killer after all! The murder of Thomas Wayne is
closed.

A memorable splash page, as we see what drives a young boy to become
the terror of the underworld and the hero of Gotham City.

A smuggling scheme seems very advanced for 1948.

Just another case in the beginning for The Batman, but the face in
the photo says it all for The Caped Crusader.

Even Robin knows how important this case is for his mentor.

Monty Julep should've known not to have made a deal with Chill.

Arriving to a fateful decision, Batman reveals his true identity to
his father's killer, startling, as The Joker once said that the mask is
his true face.

It cannot be denied that Batman would have the patience to watch
over Chill for the one mistake he would undoubtedly make, as well as the
powerful punch which knocked him off his feet!

It was not The Batman who brought down his father's killer, it was
his own men who did.

The Batman fights for justice and the law, not vengeance. An
important distinction, or else he'd be no better than those he faces.

I'm impressed by how he asked permission from The Commissioner to
handle the case alone, as it implies how much Gordon regards him, and the
mutual respect they undoubtedly share.

The case of Thomas Wayne would be re-opened when it would be learned
that Joe Chill was hired by Lew Moxon to kill the doctor.

A Caped Crusader who fights for justice and upholds the law. Can't
help but be impressed by such a character than one who treats his allies
so shabbily at times.

At San Diego Comic-Con 2002, I met Lew Sayre Schwartz, who was
impressed to hear that folks still remember this story.

Steve Chung
"The Review of Batman!"

Batman #27: "A Christmas Peril!"

Batman #27
"A Christmas Peril!"
February - March, 1945

Story: Don Cameron
Art: Jerry Robinson
Letters: Iran Schnapp

Any similarities between this story and Dickens' "A Christmas
Carol," is purely intentional... for the novelist wrote about the spirit
of brotherhood which begins anew when the star shines brightly at the
holiday season -- and this is the harbinger for The Dynamic Duo as they
fight once again against crime, and tell an old tale in a new way... "A
Christmas Peril!"

In Gotham City, Millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick
Grayson are doing some last-minute shopping on this Christmas Eve
night... Bruce is bartering with a Christmas tree salesman, who is
selling the last of his stock at $7.98, and at an adjacent Christmas tree
lot, they are going for $2.00. Dick regrets that they didn't go there
first, and both watch as two hoods begin to pour gasoline over the
holiday trees! Seeing that the thugs are lacking in Christmas spirit,
Bruce and Dick change their garb, and Batman and Robin charge at the
startled crooks! Robin's punch sends one of them into the lit tree...

The salesman tells The Dynamic Duo how the two crooks wanted him to
raise his prices, and pay the difference to them! Batman learns from the
stuttering thug that their boss is Happy Hoggsby! The mob boss has found
the holiday a merry one, and has his men around town driving up the
prices of Christmas trees at four times the price! Hoggsby is no longer
happy, as Batman and Robin pay a call on him, and The Caped Crusader
delivers an uppercut to one of his men! The Boy Wonder tackles the other
gunman, while Hoggsby accuses The Dynamic Duo of starting the fight. It
was Hoggsby's own men who started it, but The Caped Crusader finished it.
Batman isn't too pleased about the Christmas tree market terrorism
tactics which Hoggsby has been using...

He is working for Scranton Loring, the multimillionaire, and Batman
knows that the young boy has inherited his Uncle Caleb's fortune, while
Robin wonders how someone would turn Christmas into a criminal activity!
At The Loring Mansion, Scranton's other Uncle, Timothy Loring, is
admiring himself in the mirror, and is dressed as Santa Claus for his
first meeting with his nephew. Peering through the door, Uncle Tim
watches as Scranton is going over the books...

When "Santa" greets his nephew, Scranton calls for his secretary,
who explains that this is his Uncle Timothy, who the courts appointed as
his new guardian. Scranton sees that this uncle is nothing like Uncle
Caleb. Uncle Timothy had thought that playing Santa would have pleased
Scranton, but the nephew is unlike other boys, and thanks to his Uncle
Caleb, he believes he knows what he needs to know. Uncle Timothy takes a
seat and tells Scranton how his brother was known as "Old Scrooge," while
Scranton has come to be known as "Young Scrooge." The nephew is pleased
that he is making a quarter-million dollars by cornering the market on
Christmas trees...

As his guardian, Uncle Timothy forbids him to do such a thing on
Christmas Eve, but Scranton only sees what his Uncle Caleb told him about
Timothy... how he never would amount to anything. Eggers The Secretary
points out that Uncle Tim won't become Scranton's guardian until January
1st, and until then, he has power of attorney to handle all business
matters. Uncle Tim can hardly believe that Eggers would condone such a
scheme. Scranton tells how Eggers began the scheme and handled the
details, which Eggers points out that it has gone so far to be stopped
now. All three turn to see Batman and Robin, who wish them season's
greetings, with Uncle Tim asking his nephew is thrilled to see them, but
Scranton figures that The Dynamic Duo are fools for all the things they
do, and ask nothing in return. The Caped Crusader suggests to The Boy
Wonder that they take the young Scrooge out for a little air, and Scanton
is tossed from one to the other...

The two leave through the window, taking the screaming Scanton with
them, and Uncle Timothy somehow pleased at the sight. Tonight, Scranton
Loring is carried by Robin, as he and Batman swing through Gotham City!
Scranton hopes that The Boy Wonder doesn't drop him, and Robin smiles, as
he assures the young Scrooge that he wouldn't do it on purpose. The
three are soon at the scene of a fire, where an elderly couple once sold
Christmas trees - until an hour ago when crooks set fire to their shop
since the owners wouldn't cheat their customers! Batman tells Scranton
that they had hoped to earn enough to give their own family a Merry
Christmas, but there's no chance of that now! The young Scrooge suggests
that he have Eggers send them a check, and the firemen see that there's
nothing left. Robin pulls Scranton aside and wonders how the young boy
can shatter the dreams of others with his racket, then "fix" things with
a check -- and Scranton wonders if he is being insulted. The Caped
Crusader tells them that it's time to follow the elderly couple home...

In the couple's home, a place with no heat among the other
tenements, the wife tells the three how her son is dead, her
daughter-in-law is sick, and she and her husband can barely get by for
their children. Robin asks Scranton if he now sees what the folks were
up against before his - ah- agents came by, and the young Scrooge is
struck by the miserable living conditions the family faced. He asks
Batman if it would be okay for him to give them what money he has with
him... not as charity - but because he really wanted to. The Caped
Crusader smiles, while The Boy wonders sees that he really has a heart
after all! At The Loring Mansion, Eggers tells Guilliver that they had
better make their move, especially since Batman and Scranton's uncle are
around. While Guillver phones Hoggsby, Eggers is pleased that Caleb died
after a long illness, and Scranton's stupidity, he has been able to split
the fortune among the three of them! Uncle Timothy bursts in, only to be
slugged by Gulliver, and for Hoggsby to get rid of him since "Santa"
could get them all arrested!

Batman and Robin take Scranton to a hospital, where he learns about
Joe Meeker, who ran a florist shop, and who was selling Christmas trees
at a fair price. After seeing Meeker's wife learning about her husband's
condition, Scranton wants him to have the best doctors available. The
Dynamic Duo see that the young Scrooge is getting the Christmas spirit of
giving -- not taking! With the bill taken care of, Scranton wants to
know who was responsible, and Batman agrees to show him... Scranton
rings the bell and asks for Hoggsby...

He sees Eggers and Gulliver holding Uncle Tim at gunpoint. His
uncle tells him how Eggers and Gulliver stole his fortune, and -- the
hood grins as he is about to shoot the "Santa!" Scranton demands to know
if he's now poor, and Hoggsby laughs, as he points out that young Scrooge
and Santa won't be needing a penny where they're going! Scranton is
grabbed by Eggers, just as Batman bursts through the doorway! The Caped
Crusader punches out the gunman, while Robin swings on the chandellier
towards Eggers...

The secretary takes it on the chin, while Hoggsby aims his gun at
Batman! Scranton races between them, determined that The Caped Crusader
not be shot, and only Batman's quick action in punching out Hoggsby saves
the young boy from making a noble sacrifice. Robin apologizes to
Scranton for what he said, and the young boy has more than made up for
his actions. The crooks are taken to jail, and Scranton tells Batman and
his uncle that when he faced death, he realized that he didn't want
money... he just wanted to be like other boys! The Caped Crusader is
confident that Scranton can turn his life around, and Robin reminds them
that they can start by heading for the stores before closing time...
Scranton orders four of every toy, and Uncle Tim wonders how he'll carry
everything...

At midnight, The Batplane soars through Gotham, laden with gifts on
its wings! With the Batplane hovering in place, The Dynamic Duo, Uncle
Tim, and Scranton make their way to a particular rooftop... The elderly
couple's surroundings are now made merry with a Christmas tree and
presents, while the kids confess that they thought Santa wouldn't be able
to find them this year! At the hospital, Joe Meeker has pulled through,
and his wife tell him that they'll have a new store on this happy
Christmas. Scranton wipes the tears from his eyes, and Robin confesses
that he feels like bawling, too! At The Loring Mansion, there isn't a
present under the tree for Scranton, but the lad tells them he has
received the best present of all! He has learned what real happiness is,
and will devote his time and money to spreading goodwill all year 'round.
Scranton only wishes that others could know how much fun he's going to
have, and Robin suggests that they share the news! Uncle Tim greets one
and all, Scranton waves, and a Merry Christmas to everyone is wished from
Batman and Robin!

On the splash page, Uncle Tim and Scranton cower from the
tommygunners, while Batman and Robin descend from their perch atop a
Christmas tree!

Christmas trees are going up in smoke!

Batman's Christmas greetings to thugs, crooks, and their bosses is
an uppercut!

There was also an Uncle Tim in Batman #239 "Silent Night, Deadly
Night!"

Even in the '40s, there was "relevance" as Batman and Robin show how
many people spent the holidays.

The Golden Age Batman is concerned about all citizens in Gotham, not
just the criminals, and works to make a difference by showing a young boy
how lives are spent during the holidays.

The Caped Crusader frowns upon hoods who would use guns on children,
and the reader can't help but cheer when he punches out the gunman, with
a grin on his face.

The Caped Crusader of The '40s is a man whom Scranton would risk his
life for, and The Batman is quick enough to prevent Hoggsby from finding
himself in the electric chair. One wonders if the Modern one would have
used young Scrooge as a shield... or worse, as a new partner?!?

The Golden Age Batman believes that people can reform and encourages
them to be the best they can be.

He is there to comfort a grateful mother, who weeps for the gifts
brought to her family by him, Uncle Tim, Robin, and Scranton.

He is there to brighten up a hospital room with a Christmas tree,
with The Boy Wonder knowing how special the holiday can be, and have
hopes for the coming year.

He is there as a young boy learns what truly matters, and how he, too
can make a difference.

He is a hero to be proud of.

Steve Chung
"A Christmas Review!"

Batman #5: "The Riddle Of The Missing Card!"


Batman #5
"The Riddle Of The Missing Card!"
Spring, 1941

Story: Bill Finger
Art: Bob Kane and Jerry Robinson
Inks: George Roussos

Young Dick Grayson yawns and comments that there hasn't been much to do in Gotham City since the end of the Joker.  Millionaire Bruce Wayne figures that the Clown Prince of Crime must have died after falling down a trap door, and hasn't been heard from since.  Unbeknownst to either Bruce or Dick, the Joker did survive his fall through a trap door, and into the sewage waters below.

While the fog hangs over the waterfront, a small boat makes its way along the dark water, and a cry for help is heard.  Two of the three people aboard the boat are reluctant to stop for a rescue, but the third shines a light.  Before the flashlight is turned off, the ghastly grin of the Joker is seen, and the trio welcome a fourth member aboard.  Now in an abandoned factory, the Clown Prince of Crime tells the others about his narrow escape from the Batman.  He had swum along the pipe until the end was reached, and soon found himself in the bay.  The Joker would like to know why the trio hadn't wanted to save him at first.  It turns out that they are diamond smugglers, but business has been dead since the war's begun.  Needing a new leader to guide them to more profitable pursuits, they picked up the Clown Prince of Crime.  The trio introduce themselves as Queenie, Diamond Jack Deegan, and Clubsy.  The big man considers himself an expert at using his club.  Since their group includes a Joker, a black-haired Queen, a Jack of Diamonds, and a King of Clubs, they are four cards who are about to play a game of chance with the authorities.  Clubsy is not one to play card with the police, especially if he can't cheat them.

The Joker's idea involves a gambling ship outside the three mile limit where the law can't reach them.  Their victims will be high society.  Queenie will attract the playboys, Diamond Jack will mix with the rich guests for information about their jewelry, and Clubsy will be on hand to make them hit the deck.  The Harlequin of Hate proposes a toast to their success.  Two months pass, with news of the gambling ship, "The Deck," which has been linked with a series of jewel robberies.  At Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne is about to have a look at the Deck, but manages to nick himself while shaving.  This unkind cut will serve to save the Caped Crusader from harm, and help him in his upcoming meeting with the Joker.  That night, the millionaire playboy is on the guest list aboard the gambling ship.  He soon finds himself dancing with the hostess of the ship.  Queenie notes the nasty cut on his chin, and suspects that the bored playboy may be more than he seems.

A bit later, Bruce walks on deck, and steps into a dark corner to smoke a cigarette.  As he stands there, he hears voices discussing the location of Mrs. Logan's jewelry collection.  With her yacht setting sail on the morrow, and the crew ashore this evening, it would be an ideal target for the Joker and his Four Cards.  Hearing the name of the Joker, the millionaire playboy is unable to suppress a gasp of surprise.  He tries to make light of the moment, but Clubsy's blackjack leaves him with a severe case of lightheadedness.  The body of Bruce Wayne is thrown overboard.  When Queenie protests, she learns that dead men tell no tales, and this particular man heard her refer to him as the Joker.  The still form comes to life in the water, and tries to swim for it.  The Clown Prince of Crime uses his silenced gun to fire bullets at his intended victim.  He watches as the guest throws up his arms in despair, and sinks into the icy waters.

Unseen by the Joker and his Four Cards, Bruce Wayne makes his way onto the wharf.  Although hit by a bullet, the millionaire playboy heads for home, and a change of clothes.  Once the youthful ward has been filled in, the Batman and Robin enter the Bat-Cave, and the Batmobile roars off into the night.  Through the streets of Gotham they travel, until the stop at the Logan Yacht, and the two Caped Crimefighters board her.  The Joker and his gang hadn't been expecting a visit from the Caped Crusader, but the Dark Knight is delighted to see him again.  As Batman wades into his ghastly opponent, the Boy Wonder manages to knock a gunman off balance.

The Harlequin of Hate seizes a fire axe to use against his arch-foe, but the Caped Crusader has got a handle on the situation, and hurls the Joker for a loss.  Elsewhere, Clubsy is determined to tear Robin apart, but the Boy Wonder drops on his back, and uses a circus stunt to make his assailant too dizzy to fight.

As the Joker makes his getaway, the Batman is determined to go after him, and leaves Robin to fend for himself.  The Clown Prince of Crime reaches his getaway car, just as the Caped Crusader gets behind the wheel of the Batmobile, and the race is on.  The two vehicle take on the treacherous course, with the Batmobile easily overtaking the getaway car, and the Joker pulling a surprise maneuver.  With the getaway car blocking the road, the Batmobile will not stop in time to avoid a crash.  The Batman turns the wheel to avoid the inevitable, causing the car to crash through the wooden barrier, and off the cliff into the ravine.  The resulting crash echoes in the dark, followed by the hideous laughter of the Clown Prince of Crime.  He has just witnessed the death of his most hated enemy, the Batman.

The laughter has come too soon.  For the Masked Manhunter had managed to reach a tree branch during the death-plunge.  Back on the yacht, the Boy Wonder avoids Diamond Jack's gun, only to be grabbed from behind by Clubsy.  When the Joker returns to the Deck, he finds Robin held prisoner.  The others have uncovered a wireless hidden in the Boy Wonder's belt-buckle.  Now, the Harlequin of Hate can learn if the Dark Knight is really dead.  Removing the belt from the youngster, a call is made on the wireless, and is answered by the unsuspecting Batman.

The Joker taunts his foe, then invites him for a game aboard the Deck.  If the authorities were to appear, then Robin's life would be lost.  Later, the cabin's door opens, and the Batman makes his entrance.  He is introduced to the Black Queen, the Jack of Diamonds, and the King of Clubs.  Seeing that Robin is safe for the moment, the Caped Crusader takes a seat at the table.  As the Clown Prince of Crime deals to the Masked Manhunter, Queenie notices the nick on Batman's chin, and realizes that he must be Bruce Wayne.  The cards are shuffled, with a human life at stake, and the armed leader of the Four Cards holding a Joker.  Knowing that he was not expected to win, the Masked Manhunter hurls the cards into his opponent's face.

As the gambling table is overturned, and the Joker's Cards gang up on the Batman, the Harlequin of Hate seizes Mrs. Logan's jewelry case.  The laughing criminal then sets fire to a pile of rags.  The Clown Prince of Crime leaves the cabin laughing, and locks the steel door behind him.  With the steel shutters of the windows also locked, the people inside will surely burn to death.  Inside the cabin, Diamond Jack prepares to shoot the Batman, only to be shot in turn by Queenie.  The Dark Knight doesn't understand why the woman would save his life.  The Black Queen is not about to explain her actions, especially when she is shot in the back by a dying Jack of Diamonds.

Queenie is able to tell the man beneath the cowl that she loves him, and asks to be kissed before it's too late.  A kiss between criminal and crimefighter takes place in the burning cabin.  Bruce Wayne's secret dies with the Black Queen a moment later.  With Robin freed, the Batman mixes two vials from his utility belt, and are used to blast the steel door from its hinges.  The Dynamic Duo are now free to follow the trail of the Joker.  A chase via speedboat is made, with the Joker's laughter making itself heard over the pouring rain.  The Harlequin of Hate is now as wild and violent as the elements themselves.

The Joker's lead is cut short by the Masked Manhunter's speedboat, and the bizarre criminal heads for a nearby lighthouse.  The lighthouse keeper is the next victim of the Joker's criminal brand of humor.  Soon, the Batman is chasing his quarry up the winding staircase, and to the top of the tower.  One leap brings the Dark Knight together with his criminal prey.  Theirs is a deadly game.  In his fury, the Harlequin of Hate manages to send the Batman backwards, and over the railing.  Using his keen reflexes, the Caped Crusader manages to keep his grip upon the rail.  The Clown Prince of Crime is determined to send his arch-foe to a watery grave.

A wild card bursts onto the scene, as Robin prevents the Joker from having his fun.  The criminal mastermind rushes towards his smaller prey, but the Boy Wonder drops to one knee, and uses the madman's own momentum to send him over the side.  The body of the Joker takes the plunge into the waters below, then disappears from view.  Robin notes that the criminal lost the game, and Batman is aware that a single card was overlooked.  Once the jewels have been returned, back at Wayne Manor, Dick Grayson asks about the overlooked card.  Instead of four cards, there should have been five.  The Harlequin of Hate had the King of Clubs, the Jack of Diamonds, the Black Queen, and the Joker.  He had neglected Hearts and there was a heart involved.  It was Queenie who had saved their lives and it was that which defeated the criminal mastermind in the end.  Is the Joker really gone?  Or does he wait for the day to pull another clever crime?  Only the stormy sea can provide the answer.

"The Riddle Of The Missing Card!" has been reprinted in World's Best Comics: Golden Age Sampler (2003) and Batman: The Dark Knight Archives Vol. 2.

Jack O' Diamonds was the nom du crime of Jack Winters, the mutant who took in a young Scott Summers, and later became the Living Diamond.

The Black Queen is the name of another character in the X-Men Universe.

A shaving cut saved the life of Batman in the nick of time.

Unlike his Earth-One counterpart, the Earth-Two Bruce Wayne was a smoker.

The Joker has got an axe to grind, but the Caped Crusader manages to chop him down to size.

The Boy Wonder refuses to buckle under, thanks in part to his wireless communication with his mentor.  (Holy Verizon, Batman!)

The Clown Prince of Crime goes from greasy rags to riches in jewels when he is about to make his exit from a burning cabin.

When dealing with a Joker in the deck, the Batman has got an ace up his sleeve in the form of the Boy Wonder.

Steve Chung
"The Review Of The Missing Card!"
 

Batman #5: "The Case Of The Honest Crook!"


Batman #5
"The Case Of The Honest Crook!"
(Spring, 1941)

Story: Bill Finger/Bob Kane
Art: Bob Kane & Jerry Robinson
Inks: George Roussos

There was a time when justice was blind, when the long arm of the law points its finger at an innocent man.  This is a story of a man who almost became a criminal, but for the Dynamic Duo.  For it was they who cleared him and found the true culprit in "The Case of The Honest Crook!"

A scream pierces through the darkness of midnight.  A petty thief flees the scene of the crime, when a costumed figure steps from the shadows.

The run is short, the tackle is low, and the caped figure brings down the fleeing thief.  As the Caped Crusader is about to punch the thief, something in the young man's eyes stays his fist, for they indicate a troubled soul.  The store owner tells how the crazy crook only took six dollars, and not one cent more.  Why would a crook only take six dollars?  It turns out that he's not really a crook and needed the money for his sick wife.  No sooner are the words spoken aloud, that the boy hides his face in his hands.  Two years ago, Joe Sands had a good job at a garage, and was engaged to be married.  His girl, Ann, didn't want to get married until they had a thousand dollars in the bank.  All was well until the night he was alone in the garage, and an automobile came racing up the ramp.

Three thugs came out of the auto, and one of them stepped over to Joe.  With the police on their tail, and their big job completed, they want to keep the hot car in the garage for the night.  If the attendant keeps his mouth shut, he'll be given two hundred dollars when they return for the car.  With the two hundred dollars, Joe and Ann could be married.  The next morning finds Sands telling his fiancee the good news.  When she is told the truth, Ann refuses the money.  Joe promises not to take the money, and when the gangster arrives for the car, the attendant promises to keep his mouth shut.  This was not the end.  After dropping off a customer, Joe's car is sideswiped, and he recognizes one of the men as the hood who had approached him earlier.  A bottle of liquor is poured over the dazed attendant, the gas is stepped on, and the automobile goes speeding through the streets.

With Joe unconscious, there is no one to stop the car, until it crashes into a store.  A policeman pulls the dazed driver from the wreckage.  The judge who tries the case decides to make an example of the drunk driver, and sentences the innocent man to two years in prison.  When he gets out of prison, Ann is waiting for him.  Their savings is gone from paying for the damage done to the car and to the store.  Joe Sands wants to get revenge on the hoodlum who framed him, but Ann wants none of that, and agrees to marry him.  Joe Sands and Ann Davis are married, with the former attendant finding himself a new job.  Their troubles were far from over.  Learning of Joe's prison record, his boss fires him.  With every job, once his past record was uncovered, he knew that he was fired.  Pretty soon, Joe couldn't hold any job for long, and the couple are almost broke.  The day came when Ann became sick and Joe needed money for the prescription medicine.

The doctor received their last two dollars.  Joe didn't know what he was going to do about the medicine.  When he learns that the cost was six dollars, he decides to shove his hand in his pocket, and pretend he has a gun.  Luckily for the young man, the store owner decides to forget about it.  Batman is interested in the hood named Matty.  His snakelike appearance and sleek clothings make him stand out in the underworld.  After giving Joe some money to tide him over, and getting his address, the Caped Crusader races through the city streets.  Matty Link is a member of the Smiley Sikes' Mob.  As a thug stands watch before Smiley's lair, he feels a steel grip encircling his throat.  The Batman pays a social call on Smiley Sikes.

Sikes is impressed that the costumed figure has decided to face him on his own turf.  Since Matty Link was the one who framed Joe Sands, it must have been Smiley who arranged the frame.  Sikes doesn't like questions and decides to have his boys put a stop to any further ones.  As the mob leader takes his seat, the boys raise their blackjacks to the head of the seated figure before them.  At the last moment, the Cowled Crusader moves his head to the left, and delivers a smashing kick to his assailant's jaw.  Now out of the chair, the Batman unleashes his fists upon the armed thugs.

One thug is taken for a ride through the air, and lands atop his boss.  The Caped Crusader apologizes for the damage and wishes them good night.  Minutes later, Matty Link arrives at Smiley's.  He learns that the Batman has been asking about him and Joe Sands.  Matty decides to get out of town for a while.

Once he has left, Smiley decides that Matty should take a permanent vacation.  The following morning finds Bruce Wayne reading about Matty Link's shooting.  The millionaire playboy wants his ward to search Link's room, and find something linking him with Smiley Sikes and Joe Sands.  Bruce plans on paying a visit to his good friend, Commissioner Gordon, at headquarters, and learn what he can.  That night, a small figure makes its way up the fire escape of Matty Link's room at the boarding house.  The Boy Wonder is not the only one searching the late Matty's room.  The two thugs are there to search for anything which links Smiley with the Sands kid.  When they see a shadow on the fire escape, the lights are turned off, and the two duck into a closet.  As Robin opens the window, he does not see the large figure about to hit him on the head with a gun butt.

At Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne has been waiting for the Boy Wonder's return.  Donning his costume, the Caped Crusader drives the Batmobile through the city streets.  Now outside the door to Matty Link's room, he dreads opening the door.  A turn of the knob and the door swings open.  The light from the hall reveals the small figure on the floor.  The boy's head is all bloody.  He has been clubbed to death.  The Batman, a man who has faced many dangers, a man of great strength and willpower, now bends his head, and weeps.  The sound of anguished sobs are torn from him.  Slowly he straightens.  His features tighten.  His eyes burn.  His mouth a smooth line.  At this moment, the Caped Crusader knows rage, and woe to the underworld who are about to become the victims of his vengeance.

As he places the boy in the Batmobile, he sees that Robin is still alive, and must be taken to a doctor.  The persistent knocking on his front door wakes the doctor from his bed.  Seeing the injured boy, and hearing the insistent tone of the masked man, the doctor decides to operate.  Not because of threats, but because it is the sworn duty of his profession.  The Caped figure vows to return, but first, he's got to see a man named Smiley about a few things.  The roar of the Batmobile's motor is heard, as it makes its way through the streets.  At Smiley's lair, the mob boss hears about what his men have done to Robin.  As Sikes figures that the Batman will stay away, one of his boys sees the Batmobile pulling up outside.  Window glass breaks as a single bullet tears its way into the Caped Crusader's shoulder, but bullets will not be enough to stop the Batman.  Smiley Sikes frantically yells orders at his henchmen.  As soon as they see the door knob turn, they are to fire their guns through the door.

The Caped Crusader is not one to wait for doors.  The crash leaves splintering wood in its wake, as broad shoulders force their way through.  It is certain that Smiley's boys will not be forgetting this day anytime soon.  Another bullet finds its way into Batman's shoulder, but it is nothing to him now.  The crime fighter has discarded his bulletproof vest for greater freedom of movement.  Now, the Caped Crusader is fighting like mad.  Seizing one of the hapless hoods, the Batman uses him as a club against his crooked cronies.  A bullet hums past his ear, reminding the Cowled figure why he has come.

A bullet skids off of the Caped figure's ribs, but he does not slow his stride.  As Smiley Sikes laughs, the Batman is determined to wipe the smile from his face.  Seeing the grim figure before him, Sikes is unable to steady his aim, and fires hastily.  The mob boss is seized by the throat, and dragged to his feet.  The Caped Crusader delivers a vicious uppercut to Smiley's chin.  Smiley is no longer smiling when the Batman unleashes a riotous right cross.  The Dark Knight wants a written confession from Sikes about how Joe Sands was framed or else.  Not wanting to be hit again, Smiley complies.  With the confession in hand, the Caped Crusader drags Smiley Sikes along the floor of his office.  Not one man dares to intervene.  They have seen the fierce, unrelenting nature of the masked man in their midst.

At police headquarters, Smiley Sikes and his written confession are delivered simultaneously.  Even the authorities are unable to halt the Batman.  They, too, have seen the terrible determination driving him on.  When he learns from the doctor that the Boy Wonder will live, the Caped Crusader yields to his injuries, and faints.  As he extracts the three bullets from his unusual patient, the doctor notes his amazing stamina.  The following day finds the Dynamic Duo recovering from their injuries, and doing well in the doctor's care.  He had been tempted to peer beneath their masks, but did not.  Their identities are still a secret and their effectiveness as crimefighters remain unimpaired.  The two patients have visitors waiting outside.  Thanks to the Dynamic Duo, Joe Sands has been cleared of any wrongdoing, and Ann will recover.  The store owner has agreed to give the nice boy a job in his store.  Both the Batman and Robin smile at the end result of "The Case Of The Honest Crook!"

"The Case Of The Honest Crook!" was reprinted in Batman #241 (May, 1972).

Steve Chung
"The Case Of The Honest Review!"
 

Batman #15: "The Loneliest Men In The World!"

Batman #15
"The Loneliest Men In The World!"
February - March, 1943

Story: Don Cameron
Art: Bob Kane
Inks: Jerry Robinson; George Roussos (backgrounds)

"Happy holidays to readers of our adventures!" - Batman and Robin!
When The Dynamic Duo spend a winter night in Gotham City, spreading joy
to little-known areas of interest, a mob boss is determined to attack The
Caped Crusader and The Boy Wonder! Laughter and tears, daring escapes
and suspense, love and danger -- all of these occur on Christmas Eve,
when Batman and Robin meet -- "The Loneliest Men In The World!"

'Twas the night before Christmas... and all through Gotham... many
were happy.... but a few were not! Out Christmas shopping, Millionaire
Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson see a paperboy standing
beneath a streetlight, and it seems to Dick that the boy thinks that the
holiday will pass him by. Determined that this not be the case, Bruce
and Dick hand him some presents from Santa... to his great surprise! The
young boy's mom isn't doing well, and Bruce assures him that things will
be fine when he buys his mom a big Christmas dinner, and many presents.
A smile passes over the newboy's face, as he takes the money, and both
Bruce and Dick feel ten time better than they did before. The
millionaire is sad at the thought of many people who will be unhappy
during this Christmas Eve...

At Stately Wayne Manor, Bruce knows that the boy has his mother --
but many people have no family at all. Dick knows that they are lucky
because they have each other, and many friends who send them presents,
but some folks have no friends at all. Dick realizes that for the lonely
people, the holidays must be terrible, and he was looking forward to
enjoying himself... He wishes that they could bring some cheer to the
loneliest men in the world! Bruce was hoping that he'd suggest it, and
figures that it would be a job best suited for The Dynamic Duo! The
Caped Crusader and The Boy Wonder will be playing Santa Claus, and Robin
realizes that they'll need some reindeer, but Batman knows that they have
something just as good! Working together, they gather the items needed,
and head for the Bat-Plane hangar, where The Bat-Plane soon resembles
Santa's sled, with runners, sleigh bells, and everything. Robin knows
that this will be more fun than anything they've done in a long time!
Although The Dynamic Duo are intent on spreading the spirit of Christmas,
there are still some areas where it has failed to pass... the underworld
which hates and fears what Batman and Robin stand for!

The Batplane takes to the skies and Robin asks who the loneliest men
on Earth are, and The Caped Crusader has three candidates on his list.
The Batplane passes by police headquarters, where the lights are on, and
they can give Commissioner Gordon some season's greetings! Inside, The
Commissioner is in a meeting with Dirk Dagner, a mob boss who has been
set free since the police were unable to find any evidence to link him
and his gang to a series of holdups. Dagner tells Gordon that he'll
believe in Santa when he reads of Batman's death. The Dynamic Duo enter
through the office windows, with Gordon welcoming them, and Dagner
trembling at the sight of them. As Batman and Robin begin to tell The
Commissioner about their holiday plans, Dagner walks out... The Caped
Crusader tells Gordon how they'll hold a surprise party for the doorman
at The Crane Club, then pay a visit to Link Chesney, a radio comedian and
the saddest man in Gotham... Lastly, they'll visit the elderly lighthouse
keeper at Pirate Reef, who spends all year by himself. While The
Commissioner wishes that he could go with them, Dagner is struck by an
idea to give Batman the worst Christmas ever!

At the hideout, Dagner fills his gang in on the plan, while at The
Crane Club, the doorman does his task, as he has done for the past
twenty-five years... Ben Botts finds it quite cold outside, and he would
like to spend one Christmas Eve inside with the rich folks, but even he
wouldn't have such a stroke of luck. None of the people give him a
second thought... they would be surprised that he has feelings... and he
must be the loneliest man in town! Ben Botts is startled to see Batman
and Robin descending from the ladder of The Batplane, with holiday wishes
for him! He is equally stunned to learn that he is to be the guest of
honor at the party inside! Ben wonders who will help the rich folks out
of their cars, and Robin points out that if they can't figure it out
themselves, they should stay outside! The partygoers see the three new
arrivals enter, and the maitre'd arranges for a special table, while
Batman gets their attention.

The Caped Crusader tells them that on this night, the club will
remember their most neglected employee... Ben Botts, the doorman! In his
twenty-five years of service, Ben has never been invited inside the club,
and now all this will be changed! Ben wants to remain at his post since
only he knows all the customers, and some partycrasher might get past,
and disgrace him! Mr. Zang, the manager, apologizes for not appreciating
Ben, and raises his pay, as well as honoring him as tonight's guest. Ben
is moved, and two ladies wipe the tears from his eyes. Outside of the
Crane Club, Dagner and his gang walk in... Dagner announces that this is
a holdup, and that The Caped Crusader better not try anything, or else!

Ben Botts blames himself for leaving his post, while Dagner and his
hoods admire the expensive presents. While Robin has outward regrets,
The Boy Wonder suddenly has an idea! As Dagner wonders what the item in
his hands is, Robin demonstrates the seat-cane by seizing it, and
pressing the button... which knocks Dagner and a hood in the jaw! Batman
grabs ahold of Spike, the diminutive crook, then sends him flying across
the room with an uppercut! The Boy Wonder continues to use the seat-cane
on Dagner's mid-section, but Dagner recovers, and draws his gun on
Batman!

Ben Botts gets the drop on Dagner by throwing the roast chicken at
his head! Dagner and his hoods run from the party, while The Caped
Crusader tells Robin that the crowd is too thick to catch up with them.
The party ends with Ben receiving a doubled salary and the doorman is
having the best Christmas ever, with a grateful Batman thanking him for
saving his life! Aboard the Batplane, Robin realizes that their holiday
plans were almost ruined after running into Dagner at Gordon's office,
and then at the party. The Batman figures that if Dagner is smart, he'll
take the rest of the night off, but crime never takes a holiday! In his
getaway car, Dagner tells his men to head for Link Chesney's place!
Chesney is a famous radio comedian -- whose humor makes his audience
laugh, while he remains in a gloomy state. He hates the sound of
Christmas Eve, and figures that his audience forgets him when the
broadcasts end. He figures himself to be the loneliest man in America!

Chesney hears the doorbell, and having given the servants the night
off, he answers the door himself! Batman and Robin are greeted by
Chesney, who appreciates their visit, but doubts that his own mood will
be merry. He finds people to be cold and they have chilled him
permanently, but The Caped Crusader is sure that there must be some
warmth inside him to be able to tell all those jokes. Chesney points to
the files where his jokes are kept -- ones he has bought and older ones
with new angles, which are worth thousands of dollars, but lack any
warmth whatsoever. Nevertheless, Batman is determined to prove Link
Chesney wrong! Dagner and his hoods enter, with the gag file their goal!
While Chesney is startled by the new visitors, Batman and Robin are
knocked out by Dagner's hoods!

Spike and Nails tie The Dynamic Duo to the radiator, with Chesney to
be the one to strangle them! Dagner's scheme is to have a bound Chesney
standing on tiptoe on a stool, until he tires, and the rope which links
him to the ones around Batman and Robin's necks will seal their fate!
Dagner tells them that after he takes the valuable gag file, he and his
gang will take a sea voyage. It will be Dagner and his gang who will pay
the lighthouse keeper a visit, and a shipwreck will soon take place. Even
so, The Caped Crusader would rather be where he is than where Dagner will
end up when the law catches up with him. At Pirate Reef, Lighthouse
keeper Tom Wick spends Christmas Eve as he does any other day of the
year... as he walks out onto the balcony to check out the weather, Tom
sees a boat headed towards the lighthouse!

Dagner and his hoods pay a call on Tom Wick, eager to spend
Christmas with him! Seeing that they are interested in the light, Tom
shows them the controls, and tells them that The Spanish Castle will be
on the way, with war materials worth millions! Having learned what he
wanted, Dagner slugs him! They plan to turn off the light and when the
ship hits the reef, they will retrieve the materials, and sell it to the
highest bidder! At Chesney's home, the comedian is growing tired, but
Batman sees a way out! He uses his leg muscles to lift Chesney's stool,
then tells him to jump onto his shoulder, and steady himself by the wall.
Chesney succeeds and the chandelier falls, with Batman using some of the
broken glass to free himself!

Freed, Chesney is unhappy because his files have been stolen -- the
crooks are at large -- and his radio audience have not remembered him!
Smiling, The Caped Crusader tells him to answer the phone! Link
Chesney's face shows a real smile, as he hears the multitude of voices
calling out to him at once! His fans are calling him from all over the
country,and it was The Batman's doing. The Dynamic Duo set out after
Chesney's files... and the crooks! Chesney calls out to the departing
duo, and thanks them for restoring his faith in his fellow man! The
Batplane heads for sea, and Batman sees that the lighthouse has darkened
-- with a ship heading for the reef! With Robin taking the controls, The
Caped Crusader heads over the side, and below, Dagner waits for the
ship's imminent collision! Beneath the full moon, Batman swings onto the
lighthouse balcony from The Batplane ladder, with Dagner's jaw sore from
The Caped Crusader's kick... and his men in terror from the re-appearance
of the supposed deadman! If he's dead, The Batman tells them, then
they've been hit by a ghost!

Robin drops in on the shoulders of a crook, while Batman ducks a
shot from Dagner! The Caped Crusader's punch sends the mob boss into the
lighthouse controls... shocking him! The lighthouse is once again
active, and many American sailors' lives are saved! Tom Wicks is the
recipient of a Christmas Eve party, with books, a radio, and a feast fit
for a king, but the best present he has recieved is the company of The
Dynamic Duo. It's Christmas morning in Gotham City, with Dagner and his
hoods gift-wrapped for Commissioner Gordon. During the day at Stately
Wayne Manor, Dick wonders if they ever found the loneliest man on Earth.
Botts, Chesney, and Wick all had friends, even if they didn't know it!
Bruce tells his ward that they did meet the loneliest man... and send him
to prison -- Dirk Dagner! Dick knows that the mob boss will never have a
friend since he's all about avarice, hatred, and is all bad -- an animal
to be caged! He will never have anyone say to him as Bruce and Dick say
to their friends, "Merry Christmas!"

On the splash page, Santa Claus peers over the buildings of Gotham
City, as The Batplane soars through the night air, and gangsters fire
their tommyguns at it, while the good citizens tip their hats to Batman
and Robin!

Carolers sing, Santa recieves charity donations, strangers wish each
other a Merry Christmas, and while Christmas Shopping, Bruce and Dick
manage to have their purchases knocked askew by a passing matron. A
streetlight illuminates the loneliness emanating from the young paperboy,
who is out on a cold, winter night. The gift of sharing, of compassion,
and goodwill is well illustrated by the actions of Bruce and Dick.

The Dynamic Duo decide to play Santa, with The Batplane as their
sleigh, and what a sight it is!

It's Christmas Eve, and Dirk Dagner can only think of getting his
revenge as the best present he could ever receive.

A Gotham City doorman is on par with loneliness as The Maytag
Repairman!

Instead of a candy cane, Robin treats Dagner and a hood to the seat
cane, which they gracefully take on their chins!

Visually, Link Chesney resembles Buster Keaton, "The Great
Stone-Face!"

Lighthouses often play a part in Batman stories. "The Great Batman
Contest!" from Batman #100 had The Caped Crusader scaling up the side of
one, for example.

On another Christmas Eve, Batman was also tied to a radiator in
"Silent Night, Deadly Night!" from Batman #239.

The sight of a bunch of superstitious, cowardly criminals being
frightened by the sight of The Batman, not to mention being punched out
by him is something else! The Caped Crusader even manages to have a
smile on his face, as he assures them that reports of his apparent demise
are woefully premature!

It's nice to see that The Golden Age Batman and Robin could
appreciate the holidays and do their part to better the lives of those
around them.

Steve Chung
"The Loneliest Review In The World!"

Batman #1: "The Joker"

Batman #1
"The Joker"
Spring, 1940

Script: Bill Finger
Pencils: Bob Kane; Jerry Robinson (backgrounds)
Letters: Jerry Robinson

A master criminal is stalking the streets of Gotham City -- one who is weaving a web of death about him -- leaving behind stricken victims wearing ghastly grins -- the sign of the Joker! Only Batman and Robin dare to oppose him! They are engaged in a battle of wits -- with the only compromise being swift death!!! In the evening, most people are at home listening to their radios -- The music is cut off by static -- then a toneless voice drones on -- Tonight at twelve o'clock midnight, the Joker will kill Henry Claridge and steal the Claridge Diamond! None must try and stop him!

When the music resumes, most listeners believe it to be a gag like the one from the fellow who scared folks with the story about Mars! The radio stations are swamped with calls! The authorities declare the mysterious message as harsh reality! Frantic with fear, Henry Claridge calls for police protection. The officers assure the millionaire he and his diamond will be safe with them in the same room with him. BONG BONG At eleven o'clock, the police officers form an inflexible cordon around Claridge! The minutes drag on -- until the hour of twelve o'clock! Henry Claridge is delighted to find he is still alive and safe! Then, without warning... AAGH! AAG-HH! The Joker has fulfilled his threat with the death of Claridge! Slowly, the facial features of Henry Claridge are pulled into a ghoulish grin. The sign of death from the Joker! The criminal always leaves his victims with a smile!

If the Joker has killed Claridge, he must have gotten the diamond! How could he have done this with all of the officers in the room? The "diamond" in their possession is a glass phoney! A Joker playing card is found beneath the display case! Elsewhere, a man sits -- a man whose features do not change -- save for his burning, hateful eyes! The Claridge Diamond is now his! The authorities would probably like to know how he accomplished it! And how he would like to tell them! He injected a solution into Claridge while he slept at twelve last night -- a solution that kills in exactly twenty-four hours -- so the millionaire would die at twelve this very evening! They have found the glass diamond the Joker had exchanged for the real one last night! This was a prediction of a crime that has already been completed! The Joker's smile is bereft of mirth -- a ghastly grin! If the authorities expect to play against the Joker, they had best be prepared to be dealt with from the bottom of the deck. Newspapers and radio run the story of the cunning criminal known as the Joker! At home, Bruce Wayne speaks with young Dick Grayson! When asked by Dick why they don't take a shot at the Joker, Bruce replies the time isn't right...

Another evening, another unscheduled interruption, and the same deadly, toneless voice -- Tonight in exactly one hour, the Joker will kill Jay Wilde and steal the Ronkers Ruby! Once again, a living wall of officers surrounds a doomed man! Jay Wilde has only five minutes left! BONG BONG At ten o'clock, his life is ticking away! AAAGH Wilde's strangled death-scream is followed by a strange gas... From a suit of armor emerges the Joker!!! Fortunately for the officers, the venom spray only paralyzes, and they are still among the living! Unlike them, Jay Wilde was done in by a blow dart! The concentrated venom ensured Wilde's smile! After removing the armor, the Joker steals the Ronkers Ruby, and takes a bow! He is now happy and is confident they will meet again!

The authorites search for the Joker but to no avail. Another group is also interested in the criminal! A hangout frequented by the criminal element -- They gotta get this Joker guy! They has the Claridge Diamond lined up for a job and the Joker pulled the job! They were also trying for the Ronkers Ruby when the Joker cut in on their racket! Word is passed that Brute Nelson is gonna get the Joker because he thinks he is a yeller rat! The news travels along the criminal grape-vine... and the Batman is ready to go into action. That evening, Brute Nelson sits in his suburban home. When he gets through with the Joker, the criminal will be nothing but a joke! Suddenly, the droning, deadly voice is heard, and Brute Nelson sees the funereal features with eyes radiating pure hatred. The doors burst open -- and the Joker is trapped!! Nelson's ugly head does have a brain! He knew the Joker would come if he got sore enough! The Batman's arrival on the stairs is heard by those gathered below! The Joker is forgotten as the Batman leaps down the stairway --

The Dark Knight strikes the gunmen with the force of an avalanche! His massive fist strikes a gunman's jaw! A chair is wielded to take down the other two assailants! The Joker has taken advantage of the fight to settle his score with Nelson! He won't even waste his Joker venom upon Brute, but gives him something he can comprehend! A lead bullet! The Batman leaps after the fleeing Joker!! That criminal isn't getting away if he can help it! Even as the automobile starts on its way, the Batman is upon it!

Only the Batman could have made the leap successfully! The automobile speeds on its way, with the Batman grabbing the Joker's hand! As the Automobile careens off the bridge, its door swings open, and the Batman tumbles out with the Joker! Their struggle continues at the bridge, where the Joker delivers a haymaker to the Dark Knight's jaw!!! A devastating kick drives the Batman's head backwards! The master criminal pushes his helpless opponent off the bridge! Fighting against the Joker has proven to be a deadly lesson! The shock of cold water quickly revives the fallen Batman! His head feels as if it were going to burst at any moment!

It appears he has met an enemy that can give him a good fight! However, he is not quite licked yet! Once again, the Joker delivers his message of doom! Judge Drake, who once sentenced the Joker to prison -- is the next to die! Death will come for him at ten o'clock! Bruce and Dick have two hours! At the home of Judge Drake, it is now nine o'clock, and he has only one hour to live! The police chief reminds the judge there are men posted outside every door! No one can get in or out! In order to relax, they will play some cards. Minutes later, it is the judge's bet, and in order to win, Drake needs the Ace of Spades! Unfortunately for Judge Drake, the "police chief" holds the winning card. The Joker has taken the place of the real police chief, who is currently tied up in the cellar! Among his many accomplishments is the art of disguise! At ten o'clock, the venom has done its work, and the card game is finished! The "police chief" reports the death of Judge Drake, ordering the body to be watched, and he will be heading to police headquarters!

Unbeknownst to the "police chief," his departure has been noted by Robin the Boy Wonder! Batman told him to follow anyone that comes out of the judge's home! The Boy Wonder trails his quarry to a deserted house! Robin enters the darkened dwelling!! The quiet is broken by a crushing blow from behind! The Batman is inspecting the scene outside of the judge's home. Noting Robin's absence, the Dark Knight uses his infra-red flashlight! The crimson beam of light reveals the Boy Wonder's footprints! The soles of Batman and Robin's boots are coated with a luminous chemical that glows only in the presence of infra-red light!

With his police disguise removed, the Joker prepares to inject his deadly venom into Robin... when Batman comes crashing through the window... causing the startled criminal to drop the hypodermic! He may be the Joker but the Batman is the king of clubbing blows! The Joker is sent crashing backwards into a table full of chemicals. There is a flash of electric flame, ignition, and chemical fire! The Joker reaches for the fallen spray gun. The paralysis gas spews forth, causing the Dark Knight's jaw to tighten into a ghastly grin! The Joker will leave his paralyzed victim to the mercy of the flames!

Thanks to his amazing recuperative powers, Batman recovers, and drags the bound figure of Robin from a fiery death! The Boy Wonder heard the Joker boasting about getting the Cleopatra Necklace next! Otto Drexel is the owner of the Cleopatra Necklace! The Dynamic Duo must get to Drexel's penthouse residence before the Joker does! As the master criminal prepares to enter the penthouse, the Caped Crusader leaps down from the scaffold!

The crazed killer fires off bullet after bullet into the charging figure! The Joker must not have heard of a bulletproof vest! CLICK! CLICK! The maddened criminal hurls his empty gun at the Batman! The Dark Knight is ready to see if his opponent can really fight! The Joker leaps for the adjoining construction site... but Robin the Boy Wonder is already there!! He is Batman's ace in the hole! As the Joker gains ground upon the riveting platform, he leaps at the Boy Wonder, who drops, and gets even for the sock in the head with one of his own!

Robin's kick sends the Joker flying off the scaffolding! As the frantic figure falls past the penthouse ballustrade, the Dark Knight's hand reaches out... His strong arm hauls the hapless Joker to safety! The Joker has played his last hand and Batman's final blow serves to seal his capture! The following day, the Daily Star reports the Joker being left in front of the police station. Dick would like to know how the victims' mouths turned into that horrible grin! Bruce tells his ward the Joker used some sort of drug that pulled the muscles of their faces! The Joker was a clever, but diabolical killer! One too clever and too deadly to be left free! Even as Bruce Wayne speaks, at State Prison, the Joker is planning his next escape! They can't keep him here! He knows of a way out - and the Joker will yet have the last laugh!

This story was reprinted in The Great Comic Book Heroes by Jules Feifer.

Conrad Veidt (The Man Who Laughs) served as a model for the Joker's appearance.

Steve Englehart paid homage to the Joker's roots during his run in Detective Comics.

Unfortunately for the Golden Age Batman, his amazing recuperative powers were no match for the cancer caused by Bruce Wayne's years of pipe-smoking.

Both the Dark Knight and the Clown Prince of Crime are masters of disguise.

Dabney Coleman starred in "Drexel's Class".

When Dick Grayson went off to college, Bruce Wayne closed Wayne Manor, and moved into a penthouse in Gotham City.

Robin's reckoning against Boss Zucco took place atop a construction site.

The Joker character proved too valuable to lose and became Batman's arch-nemesis.

The Clark Kent of Earth-Two worked at the Daily Star.

Steve Chung
"The Review!"

Batman #112: "The Signalman Of Crime!"

Batman #112
"The Signalman Of Crime"
December, 1957

Script: Bill Finger
Pencils: Sheldon Moldoff
Inks: Charles Paris

The Dynamic Duo have faced many bizarre foes -- such as the Joker and the Penguin, but now they are challenged by a new criminal who uses signs for crime! See how Batman and Robin fared in their encounter with this new criminal... "The Signalman Of Crime!" Outside of Gotham City, a small-time crook named Phil Cobb approaches a sign that points the way, and will also influence his budding criminal career... He has big plans to become a big shot, but when Cobb makes an effort to form a gang... the various members of the underworld tell him to establish a reputation first -- then they'll talk business!

It is an embittered who stalks the Gotham City streets until he looks up, and sees another signal -- the Bat-Signal -- that inspires him to become a criminal with a unique theme! Two nights later, Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson view the Bat-Signal at Wayne Manor, and change to their crime-fighting costumes! In Commissioner Gordon's office, the Caped Crusader is handed a note that is addressed to him... "Batman - I'm challenging you to a battle of wits! See if you can follow the signs to my robbery tonight -- and stop me -- if you can! The Signalman" Seeing this Signalman as another cheap hoodlum who thinks he can make a reputation by outsmarting the law, the Commissioner urges the Dynamic Duo to stop him fast! Batman and Robin try to make sense of the two clues sent by the Signalman... a broom wtih the sign of the atom! Later, a shadowy figure watches from the balcony of the hobby show... He is confident the Dynamic Duo will not be able to decipher the clues he sent them!

A sign -- in this case, a fire alarm, marks the beginning of the Signalman's career... As the crowd starts to panic, the bizarre figure swngs down from the balcony... but as he reaches for the prize exhibit -- a jade model of the atomic submarine, the Nautilus --- the Boy Wonder asks if he can read the sign which says, "Do Not Touch!" The Caped Crusader knew that a broom is hoisted on a new submarine after a successful first run -- a signal of a "clean sweep"! Batman is smart, but the Signalman insists he is smarter! As the Signalman reaches the other balcony, the Caped Crusader makes a daring leap...

Bouncing off a large bongo drum to rebound to the other balcony! Seeing the exit next to the broom closet, Batman opens the door, and discovers the Signalman had already switched the signs in order to gain enough time to make his escape! That very evening, the Signalman gloats over the headlines, and knows that once his reputation is big enough, every criminal in Gotham City will begging to join his gang! The following day finds the Dynamic Duo studying another set of clues that point to the Signalman's next crime... a fir tree -- and two astronomical signs! The Caped Crusader knows that it is customary for builders to hoist a fir tree atop a newly constructed skyscraper -- as a sign that the building has "grown"! The Boy Wonder knows the astronomical signs represent Earth and Mars! The Signalman must intend on committing a crime at a newly built observatory! Batman notices that the planets are close together! Earth and Mars were closest last year -- so it couldn't happen now! There is one place where that particular sky spectacle can be reproduced!

The Batmobile heads for the new science building -- with a planetarium on top! That is where Signalman will strike next! Inside the planetarium, the wealthy guests who contributed to the purchase of the planetarium's projector are present for the dedication... An uninvited guest is more interested in stars than planets -- the star sapphire necklace! As the Caped Crusader tackles the Signalman, their impact jars the control board, and the projector goes wild... As the projector slams into Batman, the Signalman seizes the chance to get away!

Dashing into the exhibit hall, the Signalman climbs a zodiac sign that represents Libra, the balance, and tips the scales in his favor! The Dynamic Duo appear -- a sign of trouble, unless... he can distract them with another sign -- Sagittarius the Archer! The Boy Wonder dodges the arrow-shaped sign, then joins the Caped Crusader in a chase that takes them to the planetarium's great dome... The Signalman does not give up and using a waiting parachute to make his getaway! That evening, although he did not get the necklace, the Signalman made the headlines! One more crime, and he will be able to recruit the biggest gang that Gotham City has ever seen! The following morning finds the Dynamic Duo examing a third set of clues from the Signalman... a black flag -- the sign of pirates and a Bat-Signal! The Signalman must be intending to use Batman to commit an act of piracy!

The Dynamic Duo are touring Gotham Bay in the Bat-Launch, when they spot the Signalman climbing aboard an anchored cabin cruiser! The Caped Crusader cuts the motor so they can drift up to the cruiser and surprise him! Once aboard, Batman and Robin search the cabins, when... they are locked in! The Signalman was hiding behind the door and informs them how he planted a bomb in the engine room that will explode in exactly ten minutes! He will be using their Bat-Launch to rob the people on the Van Dorf yacht, and does not anticipate any resistance when they fail to suspect the approaching vehicle until it's too late! The cabin door will not budge and the Boy Wonder wishes they could signal for help! Spotting two pennants, the Caped Crusader uses one of them to signal a passing motor launch... The two men aboard accept the invitation to come aboard and share a lonely skipper's hospitality! Once aboard, they find and free the Dynamic Duo! The Signalman is piloting the Bat-Launch when he hears the explosion that seems to signal the end of Batman and Robin... He has just accomplished what no other member of the underworld ever could!

The Dynamic Duo are alive and in pursuit of their stolen Bat-Launch! The Signalman is confident he can outrace them, and turns his head to start laughing at them, when -- SCRAPE The Bat-Launch has scraped against something and stops dead in the water! As the Signalman tries to free the trapped Bat-Launch, he is unaware of the caped swimmer heading towards him... He was so busy laughing, that he failed to notice the signpost of the sea -- a bell buoy -- which warns of a shoal! Snapping on the Bat-Cuffs signals the end of the Signalman's criminal career! Indeed, Phil Cobb's dream as the Signalman comes true, and he does get a gang -- in prison!

This story was reprinted in Wanted: The World's Most Dangerous Villains #1 (July - August, 1972).

Phil Cobb later adopted the identity of the Blue Bowman before Len Wein and Ernie Chan returned him as the Signalman in an issue of Detective Comics.

Batman (Adam West) and Robin (Burt Ward) solved the Zodiac crimes of the Joker (Cesar Romero) on the 1966 TV series.

Earth's Mightiest Heroes took on all twelve members of the Zodiac.

Artist Sheldon Moldoff drew the adventures of Jon Valor, the Black Pirate.

The Signalman got into a scrape with the Bat-Launch and was a bad buoy who got his gang in prison.

Steve Chung
"The Signalman Of Review!"

Batman #56: "Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!"

Batman #56
"Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!"
December, 1949 - January, 1950

Story: David Vern Reed
Pencils: Dick Sprang
Inks: Charles Paris
Letters: Joe Letterese (?)

Hola, amigos! Who is the Bat-Hombre, whose courage and daring is matched only by the Caped Crusader's? And what are the Dynamic Duo doing in the land of the Gaucho and the deadliest bandits in the world? To learn more, follow us, amigos, to South America where the natives yell... "Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!"

As the citizens of Gotham City welcome the visiting president of Mantegua, the elderly Jose Camaran acknowledges the warm crowd... and viewing the procession are the Dynamic Duo! The Caped Crusader spots someone up to no good! As the gunman draws his weapon, Batman and Robin dive onto the would-be assassin! Later in the hotel suite of President Camaran, the visiting president comments on the Dynamic Duo's bravery and his own undying gratitude...

Before asking a favor, Camaran tells them about the beautiful, tiny, and mountainou country he rules. Although his citizens lack for nothing, the country could use some law and order to foil the criminal band who have terrorizing them for years. The leader of this ruthless band of outlaws is El Papagayo ("The Parrot") because of his parrot mascot... El Papagayo is a deadly bandit, who can be friendly one moment, and gun one of his own men the very next moment! It is important to rid the country of the bandit who follows the decisions made by his parrot regarding the fate of his prisoners.

Seeing the Caped Crusader in person, Camaran had hoped that Batman would come down to his country, and train one of his citizens to emulate him - a Bat-Hombre, who would rid the country of El Papagayo for all time! That is the favor he would ask the great Caped Crusader. Camaran has little time left and in his remaining days, he would like to see El Papagayo brought to justice, and an end to his reign of terror. After briefly conferring with Commissioner Gordon, and satisfied that all is quiet in Gotham, the Batplane is soon winging its way over the Carribean! Since Camaran decided it would be very difficult to find a boy like Robin, they will concentrate on Bat-Hombre! The best in the country will be tested for the job!

A crowd is waiting for them at the airport in Casanegro, the capitol city of Mantegua. At the executive mansion, they meet with Camaran, and get to work on finding a base of operations where Bat-Hombre will operate... A grotto beneath an abandoned farmhouse will make a perfect Batcave! The terrain is too rough for a Batmobile, but an Argentine thorough-bred racer will be faster than any other horse around. When President Camaran displays his collection of weapons, the Caped Crusader points out that Bat-Hombre must never fire a gun or use a knife! Camaran wonders how Bat-Hombre will fight such ruthless bandits without such weapons?

The Dynamic Duo have managed with their own weapons. Instead of a bat-rope, Bat-Hombre will use a whip to speed through the rough terrain by swinging through the treetops! Once the necessary equipment has been collected, the interview applicants are screened and weeded out... Each applicant must complete the mandatory fifty chin-ups, as well as knocking the gun from a dummy's hand with the whip!

Bat-Hombre must be an athlete and a detective, but unfortunately, none of the applicants qualify as being both. One of the remaining applicants passes with flying colors, and Luis Peralda is shown to the grotto which will serve as his future Batcave! As pledging himself to secrecy, Luis calls Pedro to tell El Papagayo that he has fooled the Batman! The following day finds the traitor beginning his training as Bat-Hombre, and the Dynamic Duo are unaware that he will be using their secrets against them, for criminal purposes!

As the Caped Crusader shows Luis the belt radio, he intents to use it to communicate with El Papagayo! That evening, Batman meets with President Camaran, who was worried that none of his citizens would meet the Caped Crusader's qualifications. Now he can rest in peace, knowing that his beloved country now has a chance. In a few days, Bat-Hombre will be on the trail of El Papagayo! At that very moment, Bat-Hombre is celebrating his deception with El Papagayo himself! During the celebration, the bird's claws have torn Bat-Hombre's uniform!

El Papagayo tells Bat-Hombre to let the Dynamic Duo know it was a night hawk who attacked him! The following day, as Bat-Hombre tells his story, the Caped Crusader pulls Robin aside, and tells the Boy Wonder that the claw marks have the reversed fourth digit of a parrot's foot! Bat-Hombre knows that if the Dynamic Duo were to expose him, it would kill President Camaran!

Knowing they must keep Luis on ice, the Caped Crusader knows he must take over as Bat-Hombre! Robin finds a map of El Papagayo's camp in Luis' pocket! After taking Luis to Colonel Morenos for solitary confinement, the Boy Wonder gives him a copy of the map, and the Caped Crusader pays the president a visit as Bat-Hombre! Back at the prison, Luis still possesses his utility belt, and the means to make good his escape!

After creating the necessary explosion, Luis is on his way to warn El Papagayo, and the Dynamic Duo are riding the Bat-Horse through the pampas! Now on the mountaintop over looking El Papagayo's camp, Robin heads down to look for a trail, and Luis has caught up with the Batman! A fierce battle erupts near the edge of the cliff... and a single figure falls... AAHHHHEEEEEE...

The Boy Wonder watches as a lone figure approaches! It's Batman and the Bat-Horse, who are then surrounded by a swarm of bandits, and taken to a tent! Inside the tent, the Caped Crusader finds some berries and a curare bark! When they are brought before El Papagayo, Batman feeds some berries to the parrot! When El Papagayo asks his mascot what they should do to the Dynamic Duo, Toto replies that they should beat themselves to death with whips! Finding this idea to be "terrifico," the bandit leader commands one of his men to bring whips!

Moments later, Batman and Robin are facing each other with whips drawn! The Boy Wonder follows the Caped Crusader's lead by using the whips to scale a nearby tree, then to disarm their captors! After coiling their whips around the tree branches, the Dynamic Duo slam into El Papagayo and his men! Colonel Morenos and his men arrive to mop up! Batman and Robin learn from Morenos that President Camaran had passed away before they left Casanegro - but there was a smile on his face, thanks to the Dynamic Duo! The following day as the Batplane heads for Gotham, Robin comments on Batman's neat trick of feeding the parrot some curare-dosed berries and then imitating its voice to obtain the whips! The Caped Crusader comments that curare in small does has a paralyzing effect, and in this particular instance, Toto's vocal chords were paralyzed!

This story was reprinted in Batman #193 (80 Page Giant #37.)

in addition to wearing the Bat-costume, Bat-Hombre sports a mustache, a serape in place of the traditional cape, and rides a masked Bat-Horse.

Jonah Hex frequently ran into the outlaw known as El Papagayo.

The Gaucho is native to South America, including Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Southeastern Bolivia, Southern Brazil, and Southern Chile.

Felipe the would-be assassin believes in introducing himself first, then shooting his victims second.

While Two-Face flips his lucky silver dollar to make his decisions, El Papagayo relies on Toto the parrot to do his critical thinking for him.

One hopes that the Bat-Horse can see from beneath that Bat-Mask he's wearing.

Unlike Bat-Hombre, real-life gauchos used a facon or large knife.

DC Comics counts among its heroes, the Gaucho and the Whip.

Luis thought Batman for a pigeon with his story about the night hawk, but the Caped Crusader had already read up about the parrot's reversed digits.

Night Hawk was a Western DC Comics character.

El Papagayo intended to bury the Dynamic Duo, but Batman's curare bark, and his berries were worse than his biting whip!

Steve Chung
"Review, Bat-Hombre, Review!"

Detective Comics #601: "Tulpa Part One: Monster Maker"

Detective Comics #601
"Tulpa Part One: Monster Maker"
June, 1989

Alan Grant: Story
Norm Breyfogle: Pencils
Steve Mitchell: Inks
Todd Klein: Letters
Adrienne Roy: Colors
Daniel Raspler: Associate Editor
Denny O'Neil: Editor
Bob Kane: Creator

At a red light on a Gotham City street corner, the driver of a Ferrari Testarossa wants to know if the driver of the Batmobile wants to race! When the driver of the Batmobile questions the sanity of the driver in the Ferrari Testarossa, the impromptu drag race begins --

SKREEEEEEEEEE The Ferrari Testarossa burns rubber and almost runs down two startled pedestrians! SKEEE Seeing that the driver is obviously not in his right mind -- when the light turns green, the Batmobile SKREEEEEEs into action! The Ferrari Testarossa has a five liter engine, is capable of sixty miles in under six seconds, and its top speed is just over one hundred and eighty -- VVRR<<<<<< As the Batman engages the Batmobile's turbo jet, he admits wondering how his own vehicle would do in just such a competition! RROARR

Two Gotham City police officers are enjoying their break, when they see, and hear the Ferrari MMMMMing past their parked patrol car! They are forced to skid when the Batmobile ROARRs by, and they turn on the siren WREEOOOEEE By the time the patrol car reaches the speed limit, the two cars will be in Canada! What the heck -- the police officer always wanted to give a hero a speeding ticket! WREEOOOO RRRM As the Batmobile RROOAAAAAAAARRRs along, the Batman hopes that the two officers are aware he is doing this for a good reason.

The Ferrari is on a direct course with an oncoming bus! The Darknight Detective must time this just -- right! The Batmobile THUMPS into the side of the Ferrari, which causes the Testarossa to SKREE, and Batman deploys the air bags -- and chute! FWAMP FOOP The Batmobile SSKREEEEEEs into the back of the bus with nary a BUMP on the air bags.

The Ferrari Testarossa SKRENCHes and SKRUNGGs into a nary alleyway meant only for cycles. Its bodywork will never be the same again! As the Batman confronts the driver of the Ferrari, he gets a closer look at the man's face -- and the skull beneath the cracking skin!

The driver disintegrates in the Darknight Detective's own hands! When the two police officers arrive at the scene, they are also at a loss to explain what has just happened here.

The sacred realm of Tibet where the snow falls in the summer is what he has often dreamt of -- He imagines the Potala Palace -- where the sun is streaming from the gilded roofs -- and the holy men are bricked up alive in their tombs --where the master of chants calls up his poems to God from the roof of the world! One day, he would like to return -- back to where he was conceived, but which he never got to see. It is much easier now because the Chinese are no longer as hostile as when his father was a young man. Perhaps he will have his chance -- perhaps if everything goes well this evening -- RRNG He heads for the door, hoping that it has all worked out, and there will be an end to this once and --

He is not glad to see his visitors as they are to see him. Mr. Kellogg knows a way to get some color into his cheeks -- especially if he doesn't have their money! When he insists to them that the money is on the way, Cecil and Lumps are told to show him what happens to liars! Cecil and Lumps give him one to GROOH on!

Mr. Kellogg decides to give him the benefit of the doubt. They will have a pot of tea while they wait for his friend to return. The owner of the Ferrari was unaware it was stolen. He had been asleep at the time when the thief cracked open the safe and took the car keys. There was seven thousand dollars in the safe -- and the thief only took five. The antiques were untouched -- but the owner is distraught when he learns of the Ferrari's current condition in a downtown alley.

When the Batman assures him the Ferrari went out in style, and the owner will collect the insurance money, there is still a two-year waiting list to be considered! With no prints on the car, the trail ends here. The identity of the disintegrated Ferrari heister will remain a tabloid mystery! After being thanked by the Darknight Detective for their cooperation, the two police officers watch as the Batmobile SKREEEEEEEEs away, and only then does one of them realize that he forgot to give Batman his ticket! Randy reminds Mick that the costumed hero did save a bus, and Mick only regrets not having a story to tell his grandchildren!

Dawn at the Tibet Shop finds Mr. Kellogg not enjoying Tenzin's tea, and he is beginning to suspect that he has made fools of them. The tea is SPSHed in Tenzin's face, as Mr. Kellogg's boys do what they have to do, with extreme relish!

Dawn is the start of a new day for most -- but for the Batman, the dawn marks the end of another evening. This has not been a satisfactory night -- with the mystery of what happened to the Ferrari thief... to be solved on another evening. Mr. Kellogg and his boys exit the Tibet Shop, confident that Tenzin will be in touch with his friend, and they will be seeing him again this evening!

This evening -- tomorrow night -- every night! If Tenzin doesn't find the money, Kellogg and his boys will keep coming back... If his father only knew what he was letting his son in for. Five thousand dollars was not worth all this pain! Tenzin cannot rely on his... friend. He knew he should have insisted on him being less arrogant and less aggressive -- more agreeable. But Tenzin was in a hurry, and it was such an effort for Tenzin... He cannot rest if he is ever to be free of Kellogg and his goons. Tenzin will have to try again. He goes down... deep... down into his own mind. And he looks for his friend.

The sun has hardly set when Bruce Wayne has risen once more. He knows that a few minutes can sometimes make all the difference in the world. As Alfred asks if there is anything for the wash, Bruce recalls what he has checked on references to sudden disappearances -- the transportation of matter -- even alien abductions... but nothing remotely comes close to explaining what happened to the Ferrari thief. When Alfred asks if he expects to find anything, Bruce admits he does not expect anything... but as the Batman, he accepts what the evening brings! Tenzin asks his friend if he understands that he is not to take any unnecessary risks. Violence is to be used as a last resort. No matter how much money there is, he is steal only five thousand dollars.

The target has been selected -- it is a quiet place out of town. If he is discovered, he must flee immediately -- and let no one detain him! This quiet place is the home of wealthy socialite -- Bruce Wayne! After scaling the walls of Wayne Manor, he will take no unnecessary risks as he slips past the electric-eye beams on the grounds. He will alert no one to his presence as he forces the windows open, but he does not account for Alfred Pennyworth, who knows the manor's moods like the back of his own hand.

He will remove only five thousand dollars from the safe. He will return to... but his presence is discovered by the Wayne Manor butler! He leaps at Alfred Pennyworth with such force, that the hapless butler drops both his gun and flashlight from either hand! BLAM! There is a minimum use of violence POW! to the butler and another SPAK when Alfred attempts to prevent his exit!

As he flees from Wayne Manor, three muggers are trying their luck with the Batman in an alley! If he had a penny for every time some punk tried that -- he'd have enough to pay their dental bill! TOK BRINGG! BRINGG! The ringing from the Batmobile puts an end to this round, and their consciousness. KIKT After seeing that the mugging victim is okay, the Darknight Detective checks in with Alfred.

There's been a spot of bother at Wayne Manor and the perpetrator became rather physical with the butler when he remonstrated with him... Before calling for a doctor, Alfred thought he should check in first. He did get a good look at his attacker and also managed to place a batbug on him. It so happened that the homing locator came out in the wash, the pocket of the other tunic to be exact! The batbug is coming through crystal clear and Alfred's assailant is heading down Ryker's Park. When he suggests that Alfred call himself a doctor, the butler reminds Master Bruce that he is a doctor. SKREEEEEE Robbing the homes of the rich -- he can understand, even when it's his own. But beating up on Alfred -- that brings out the worst in him!

He has failed. He was interrupted and forced to use violence to flee. It is as if Yama himself conspired against Tenzin! Since he may have been seen and traced here, Tenzin does as he must! It does not want to die! Tenzin knows it has no desires because it is a Tulpa -- a shadow doppleganger given substance by the power of his own mind! The Tulpa cannot die -- for it was never alive! As Tenzin made it from naught... so is the Tulpa returned to naught. Tenzin feels like a murderer -- as if he has its blood on his hands! He finds it most odd that even the faintest bit of life is so reluctant to renounce its precious gift...

Amid the ashes, Tenzin finds the mark of the Batman! The batbug is squashed in one hand -- FRTZZZ The Batmobile closes in on Ryker's Park when the bug ceases transmission. Whether it has been found or has fallen off -- the result is the same. The Batman knows he is somewhere in the area.

After scaling up the side of a building, the Darknight Detective settles in with a pair of binoculars, and is prepared to demonstrate that batbugs are not the only trick in his repertoire -- Knowing Rafe Kellogg will be back again -- Tenzin can already hear his voice -- and feel the thugs' sharp blows... Tenzin also knows he can take no more. This evening, it must end -- one way or the other! He is sorry that he must do what his father warned him never to do.

Kellogg and his thugs will find no mere Tulpa waiting for them! Tenzin goes down... deep into his own mind. And he goes looking for a demon from hell!

On the cover of Detective Comics #601 by Norm Breyfogle, the Tulpa in a stolen Ferrari is being cut off by the Darknight Detective in his Batmobile!

Daring the Batman to a street race is something I'd never thought I'd see, but leave it to Alan Grant to show what would happen if such a thing ever came to pass.

Norm Breyfogle is great at capturing the moments, whether it be Batman's grim discovery of the Ferrari thief's unnatural mode of departure, the Gotham City police officer's regret that he didn't get to ticket the Batmobile, and the Tulpa disproving Tenzin's assessment of it lacking a life of its own.

Todd Klein shines with his lettering which captures the reader's eye and the sounds of the action.

Adrienne Roy's coloring captures the mood, whether it be reflected by the light of a police siren or taking place in the small confines of a Tibetan Shop.

It's a good thing that Bruce Wayne is a rich man because there's a lot of punks who could use help with their dental bills when the Batman gets through with them.

Gotham City dentists must love Batman!

It's a good thing Alfred is a doctor because Bruce Wayne doesn't believe in house calls.

Ashes to ashes, Tenzin does what he must!

To deal with demons from hell, Tenzin must conjure up one of his very own.

Steve Chung
"Tulpa Part One: Monster Review!"

Detective Comics 276, "The Return of Bat-Mite"

Detective 276, "The Return of Bat-Mite"

  February 1960
by Bill Finger, Sheldon Moldoff and Charles Paris
Batwoman riding the Bat-Cycle leads the way, followed by Batman and Robin in the Batmobile. Bat-Mite hovers over Batwoman's shoulder. He appears to be sitting on her cape as it flaps in the wind. She has one of those bright "Pepsodent" smiles that nobody in the House of Bat is allowed to wear any more. But stoic Batman warns Robin of ominous doings once Bat-Mite starts "helping" Batwoman.
On the splash Batwoman asks Robin "What's going on here?" and well she might, as Batman as just used a pair of giant tweezers as a springboard to launch himself into the air after three crooks who are riding a giant postage stamp like a magic carpet. Batman's giant penny looms in the background although they're not in the Bat Cave. And Bat-Mite does cartwheels in the air. "OBOYOBOYOBOY! What Fun!"
OK, the stamps and the coin are because Batman, Robin and Batwoman are chasing the Hobby Robbers. Batman figures they'll be attacking the Coliseum's rare stamps and coins exhibit. (And since I've never seen an eight foot tall penny, I would guess they would be pretty rare.) Batwoman goes to the Gotham Library to guard an exhibit of rare books. (Batman figures the books are worthless because they haven't been slabbed.)
"Flailing fists hammer their targets until..." Bill Finger often think hands move of their own volition. It would be a short fight but the giant coin suddenly cuts the Dynamic Duo off and a giant postage stamp scoops up the gangsters and carries them out of Batman's reach. Batman jumps to the immediate conclusion that Bat-Mite must be around, then jumps on the giant tweezers and launches himself into space. Amazed by the antics of the "Acro-Batman" (another unique Finger touch) the gang immediately surrenders. Then Batman attempts to convince the crooks they were hypnotized and hadn't really gone flying in the air at all.
After the police have carted the gang away, Batman summons Bat-Mite to show himself and proceeds to dress him down. "Crime Fighting is serious business!" he scowls. (See, Batman was always a grump. Nowadays he's a legendary grump.)
Rebuffed by Batman, Bat-Mite decides to play Batwoman a visit in her secret lair. (Does every home in Gotham City have a cave in the basement?) Bat-Mite lays on the soft soap and soon Batwoman is putty in his hands. Batman, the close mouthed loner that he is, has never bothered to warn Batwoman about the little imp.)
She soon finds out however. After she has quickly subdued the gang the Hobby Robber has sent to steal a famous musical instrument collection (it only takes her two panels) Bat-Mite decides to liven things up a little. He uses a bass fiddle as a crossbow and tangles Batwoman up, but Batwoman catches up to the gang when they climb a pipe organ to reach the skylight. A few well-placed notes and soon they're bouncing a beat on a giant bass drum trampoline! Batwoman too, now turns on Bat-Mite and the little scamp is beginning to feel extremely unappreciated. But back at the Bat Cave, the Mite of Mischief overhears a secret plan that the Bat boys don't plan to share with their lady friend. Quickly returning to Batwoman's Lair, he spills the beans and he and KK are bosom buddies again!
A good thing, too, because Batman's plan backfires and he and Robin are caught. The Hobby Robber trusses them up, dumps them in his swimming pool and attacks them with his model battleship collection. The radio controlled boats, unlike the ones at your local amusement park, fire real ammunition!
When Batwoman breaks up that piece de resistance, though, the Hobby Robber falls back on a real full-sized machine gun, only to have Bat-Mite launch an army of toy soldiers in response! For once Batman is grateful for the Imp of Imposition's help. Batwoman even plants a big kiss on him, which causes an embarrassed Bat-Mite to scamper off to his home dimension. (Where is that anyway?)
13 pages of dizzying wonderment, strange happenings, weird settings, and acro-batic action. Pretty satisfying read, I think.
So what did I think as an eight-year-old? Well, I had been reading Batman for about a year at this point, so I already knew who Batman, Robin, and Batwoman were. Bat-Mite was a new character. I wasn't to read his first appearance until it was reprinted in an Annual some time later. I had read about Mr. Mxyzptlk however, and even as an eight-year-old, I knew a rip off when I saw it. Bat-Mite never quite jelled for me. His on-again off-again sometime menace didn't really impress me. I don't think he really came into his own until he and Mxy "teamed up" in World's Finest sometime later on. The thing I like most about Batman at the time was the weird art, the strange looking villains (The Hobby Robber was a grossly over weight fellow with pig ears. I think he escaped from a Carl Barks story.), the giant props which appeared in almost every story, and the incredible collection of minutiae that Batman spouted at the drop of a clue. I have no idea how many of the facts the Caped Crusader whipped out were true and how many Finger and Company made up at the spur of the moment. But I believed all of them.
Next up was Roy Raymond in "The Great Space Hoax" by Jack Miller and Ruben Moreira (signed!- How come Moreira got to sign his stuff when nobody else did?) Roy Raymond is the host of the fabulous TV show, "Impossible, But True". Why it's called that, I don't know, because he spent the entire 10-year length of his series exposing every one of them as a hoax. He's so convinced every body is a liar he must be related to Terry Thirteen in some way.
So- he and his lovely assistant Karen are both being flown away in a space ship in the splash panel, and her knee jerk reaction is that it must be a rear screen projection. Roy wants to know what's the point of such "obvious" special effects. (I think I sat behind these two at the Spider-Man movie.)
The story starts when a bald headed man approaches Roy at the end of his show and challenges him to expose the hoax he's going to present him with. Roy thinks this is a refreshing switch and he and Karen accompany the man off into the deep woods where they find a space ship. Inside the three are immediately whisked into space and soon land on a alien planet. Karen is convinced it's a movie set but Roy suddenly whirls and rips the bald guy's mask off. Jinkies! He's a REAL alien!!!!!! He's really upset that Roy has seen through his trick, and thus an aerial space chase ensues that could be really exciting if the story had been more than 6 pages long. It all turns out that the people on this alien planet watch Roy's show every week and this guy had a bet he could fool Roy. It seems sore losers are universal though. The aliens apologize and send Roy back to Earth so that they can continue to watch his fabulous show.
I could never stand Roy. Usually I didn't bother to read him at all. Ruben Moreira's art never really moved me either. Not sure why, as I drooled over Leonard Starr's work in On Stage and the styles are almost identical. Perhaps it just worked better in black and white.

Rounding out the book was "The Crimes of John Jones," by Jack Miller and Joe Certa.
"The Martian Marvel amazingly reverses his manhunting role as he joins the underworld!"
When Detective John Jones spots "Big Boy" Benson and his bad boys breaking a bank he "undergoes a startling transformation" (meaning he turns green and bald and starts running around in his underwear. - Manhunter's and Hawkman's barechested approach to crime fighting never appealed to me. I had to wear a coat when reading their adventures.) The Sleuth from Space pursues the crooks at a speed that makes him invisible and quickly up ends their vehicle dumping them out on the street. ("Yipes!") Then he abruptly sits down in a daze. The criminals theorize a cosmic cloud passing between Earth and Mars has given the Manhunter amnesia, so they try to convince him he's part of their gang. Soon ol' JJ is moving train tracks for them, so they can commit train robberies in peace. He even reveals his "Earth identity" to them. (Why do they assume he has one I wonder?) To top everything, he steals an ocean liner for them! They can't think of anything else to do with it, so they bring it to Big Boy's secret hideout, where JJ promptly arrests the gang leader. The cosmic cloud has moved and his memory is restored. Or was it all a trap to catch the gang leader all along? The Sleuth from Space isn't spilling the beans.
Oh- and that picture they took of his "Earth Identity"? "Ridiculous", says the Manhunter, "If I had amnesia, how would I remember what my Earth guise looked like?"
6 pages over and out. This was probably the first Manhunter story I ever read. Not sure what I thought of him. I sort of liked his quirky weirdness, but his ability to just yank super powers out of nowhere irked me and I could tell even then that fire was a stupid weakness. I liked Certa's art though. He made J'Onzz float through the air as if he didn't care whether he was touching the ground or not. Ghostly and ethereal, nothing like him anywhere (until Marvel came up with the Vision- and the Spectre was revived years later). I never really thought of him as being a Superman clone. His main problem was that he never seemed to develop a supporting cast or a roster of villains- two things that are really necessary to make a strip successful.
So of the two books that I owned for a very short time in 1960, my impulse purchases with money that was supposed to go for a school insurance policy, the Detective was definitely the better selection. The Batman of that era suited me just fine. It never occurred to me that he needed a new look. He probably needed to pay more attention to that Batwoman though.